So there are these Swedish lesbians that go to school with me and they have fully embraced the Cali style. And they stare at me.

tagged → #Swedish #California

jinx-jinxagain:

disneyprincessdefender:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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We dont talk about The Lion King II

We always talk about The Lion King II

Why wouldn’t we talk about the greatest straight to DVD Disney sequel ever?

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

"Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has already been the most visible female hero in their film efforts, and soon she’ll appear in three more of Marvel Studios’ Phase 2 films. The character’s background has ben hinted at, and Marvel Chief Creative Officer Joe Quesada promised fans that at the end of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” fans would get an idea for the next phase of Natasha Romanoff’s story. The Black Widow has become Marvel’s first lady, a capable and multi-tiered character that proved she could hang with the big boys in “The Avengers.” Heck, she out espionaged the God of Lies, if that doesn’t solidly Natasha as comics’ biggest lady badass, I don’t know what does. Natasha deserves her own film…An exploration into Natasha’s past can reveal the black ops history of the Marvel Universe. With “Bucky” Barnes along for the ride, “Black Widow” could easily become Marvel’s own James Bond-like franchise, a super spy saga capable of shattering genre expectations."
— Looks like Marc Buxton has changed his tune! (x)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
— Alfred Lord Tennyson (via demech)