kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

richwhitelesbian:

girls with swords > girls without swords

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions