So there are these Swedish lesbians that go to school with me and they have fully embraced the Cali style. And they stare at me.
Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II
We dont talk about The Lion King II
We always talk about The Lion King II
Why wouldn’t we talk about the greatest straight to DVD Disney sequel ever?
don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out
I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME
gf: come over
me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago
gf: im off my period
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
— Alfred Lord Tennyson (via demech